Fifty-Two

Omgggg. Rowan is playing with a tiny little toy washer and he's saying, "You put the clothes in the washer and now you need 'oxoclean'. You need winning 'oxoclean!" If only we got paid every time he endorses a toy as a real prodcut of his during imaginary play.

Fifty-One

Rowan's first ever letter to Santa:

Dear Santa,

Thank you. Thank you for presents. Maybe I can help you next year. I can show you karate kicks! What do you want for your birthday? I love you.

♥ Rowan

Fifty

I took a cracker from Rowan and he yelled at me by saying, "Mommy! There's NO swiping on Christmas!! Now you're on the naughty list!" Thank you NickJr for playing the Dora Christmas special every day since November.

Forty-Nine

Rowan selected "The Fast and the Furious" on Netflix all by himself to watch. I forgot how bad that movie is, in more ways than one. I told him he had to turn it off because it wasn't a good movie for little kids. So what does he pick next? "Rush Hour 2" because he recognized "JACKIE CHAN??!!" on the picture for it. Hahahaha. He loves Jackie Chan. I'm serious.

Forty-Eight

Rowan: "Daddy, can you help me with my itch?" Thane: "Where's your itch?" Rowan: "My butt!"

Forty-Seven

Rowan seems upset that Daddy doesn't want a hockey mask for Christmas. "You don't want a hockey mask?!!" Hahaha.